As Everett approaches 5 years old (whooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, slow down) she becomes more and more well-spoken, with an ever expanding vocabulary and an amazing, meandering string of logic that both makes us laugh and also ponder the world around us in ways we hadn't considered. She is a truly funny, smart, observant, and creative little girl and makes our days so much brighter with the way her mind works.
Here are some of my favorites from the last few months...
"Mama, if you listen very hard to the rain it makes music"
(when I asked her yesterday why she didn't eat the lunch I sent her to school with)
"But mom, I don't like rice on Wednesdays!"
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At least she knew what day it was.
(In reference to the route I'm driving her to a birthday party)
"Mommy, unfortunately, I don't think you know what you're doing."
And of course, the wonderful mispronounciations that we love and it breaks our heart just a bit each time she figures out the correct way to say it:
- Bananture (adventure)
- Cross Game (lacrosse game)
- Squarecrows (scarecrows)
- "Uh oh pisghettios" (Uh-oh spaghetti-o)
- Ten Little Aliens (for many months she sung 10 Little Indians using this phrasing, which for a while I legitimately thought perhaps that is they way they were teaching it these days in an effort to be more PC)
- Bootius Maximus (they learn a part of the body every week to go along with the letter of the week. This week's letter was G....)
- Camote (remote)
- Joking hazards (choking hazards)
- Banana Squirrell - Omar and I are still not sure what she is actually trying to say, but it refers to a special desert that she tries to make us which involves bananas, ice cream, and a bunch of other weird ingredients.
- Asigant (accident)
- Amimal (animal)
Love her.