Sunday, September 1, 2013

From the mouths of babes

Just a sampling of some things EJ has said recently that had us laughing (and we want to make sure to remember).


Daddy: "Everett, what's in your mouth?"
EJ: "Nothing"

Daddy: "Everett, what is it? Open your mouth"
EJ: "Just some food"
Daddy: "Where did you get the food?"

EJ: "My nose"

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While pooping on the potty: “I’m just dropping off some ewww.”

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While I was pumping.  She calls nipples nickels: “What’s your nickel doing, momma?  It just being silly?”

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She recently picked up a curse word, ooops. As mortifying as it is, it has made for some very funny episodes in which we are hard pressed not to die laughing as our adorable 2 year old curses like a sailor.  Even though she only heard the word once, she somehow immediately knew how to use it completely appropriately. The most memorable of which was when she told Omar: "Stop touching my toes, goddammit."

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